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View from the laptop: Bristol 13 Sale 27 [GP]

I thought this was going to be tight but it seems that Sale really do know how to stop Bristol from playing the game that they want to play.

Bristol had more than half the possession and territory, carried more, beat more defenders and made more offloads and passes than Sale.

But it’s quality, not quantity that wins matches (yes, yes, quantity, not quality, of points wins matches, obviously. Just be quiet at the back, there. You know what I meant). Less than half the territory? Maybe, but the territory we had was where it counts – in the 22. Eleven visits for 27 points compared to six visits for seven points. Fewer carries, yes, but 509 metres from 43, as opposed to 378 from 46.

Neat offloads and slick passing look cool but if they get you nothing…


I’m kind of glad that, during the first twenty minutes, I was making my way to Heywood Road for the Sale FC game, rather than watching this live. Catching up on replay was stressful enough, and I knew what was going to happen. Suffice it to say that, with Ben going to the bin and then Caulfield’s try looking a little too easy for comfort, I could imagine those watching live already suffering from gluteal constriction syndrome.

Ben’s return steadied the ship, though, and Sale gradually started to get back into it. That’s not to say that they weren’t doing that thing of making silly mistakes and losing the initiative, or that Bristol weren’t throwing it around a bit and looking keen: no, it was more that the hits were going in hard, and Bristol, for all their hard work, were making little progress.

Then Sale got a penalty to set up a five-metre line-out. From that, another penalty and another line-out. Then, suddenly, it was Gus to George to Tom Roebuck and a long, looping pass out to Reedy in acres of space out left.

Five minutes later, and more Sale pressure (does Creevy ever stop? “You are the Energiser bunny and I claim my five pounds”) saw Ford pop over a drop goal to give Sale a one-point lead, which they would keep going into half-time. Watching George against Argentina and here against Bristol does make you wonder why the drop goal ever went out of fashion: it’s such a useful threat to have up your sleeve.


Traditionally, half-time is when the opposition have a think and modify their game plan, whilst Sale come out doing more of the same and proceed to lose the initiative. And, when Sheedy popped over a penalty two minutes into the second half, it looked as if tradition was going to be observed. But tradition is overrated and, three minutes later, a sublime Ford double-pump and laser-accurate pass left Ibitoye wondering what day it was and Sam James strolling over the line for try number two.

We got another boost with Dickie replacing the Energiser bunny to make his Sale debut. The future’s looking good with those two around, TT to come back and some serious talent waiting in the wings and learning from the best.

Bristol responded to the Sale try with a well-worked attack of their own, but a loose pass by van Rensberg went straight into the grateful arms of Rob du Preez, who sprinted eighty-some metres for a welcome try out of the blue.

Sheedy reduced the deficit to seven and, soon after, George failed to restore it to ten. Almost immediately, though, Joe Carpenter – on for RdP – finished off another slick move with the bonus-point try, converted by George, to give us the fourteen-point lead that we would hold on to for the remaining twenty minutes.


I mentioned at the start that Sale seem to have the measure of Bristol. In the twelve league matches between us, since they came back up in 2016, Bristol have only won three (one drawn). For all the pundits’ praise of Bristol’s attacking style and threat from the back, they’ve only twice put more than 20 points on us in those games.

Even so, a fourteen-point margin is more than I expected and seems more indicative of where Sale are this season than does the Exeter aberration. On recent showing, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect us to at least match last season’s success.

I won’t single out any specific players because I felt this game was a true team performance. Yes, there were periods of sloppy play – and I’m sure they will be addressed in due time – but we also saw some good understanding and smooth interplay in there. More of that and less of the “oops” and we’ll be well set.

Having said that I won’t single anyone out, I should point out that George was the (deserved) Player of the Match (although not for his place-kicking, obviously). Also, it was good to see Dickie make his debut and, like Creevy last week, slot in as if he’d always been there. Joe C picked up as if he’d never been away as well.

And to think we’re still missing Curry, T., James, L., O’Flats and Manu among others.


And so on to the next one: Newcastle at home on Friday evening.

Dare I say it? This really needs to be a statement win. Yes, I know all the diplomatic guff that players and coaches throw around to avoid appearing cocky – and cockiness is indeed the quickest way to a pratfall – but we have to target a big win here. Partly that would be to continue to erase that 43-point deficit that we’re still carrying around but also to make a statement that visiting teams need to fear us.

We need to attack this game as if it were Sarries or Quins visiting, not the Old Scrotonians 3rd XV. I’m sure Axe will give all the usual talk about not underestimating Newcastle, how they can be a bit of a bogey team for us and how they’ll be smarting from last week. But I want to see us go for a big win: so far, our largest victory margin is fourteen points, let’s try to make it forty. I have a lot of sympathy for any team that’s up against it like Newcastle currently are, but not when they’re playing my team. They can get their morale-boosting wins against other teams, not mine.

The SAMP™ prediction is for a comfortable win:

SAMP–5Sale 35 – 16 Newcastle
SAMP–10Sale 27 – 17 Newcastle

Let’s see if we can improve on those scores.

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View from the south stand: Sale 64 Ampthill 0 [PRC]

I’ve said before that I don’t enjoy watching one-sided matches. Thankfully, this should be the last weekend of them, both domestically and in that competition going on over in France.

This week alone has seen scores of 64–0, 98–14, 68–10 and 82–12.

Does either team get anything out of this sort of mismatch, other than game time? Is it really the case that being on the wrong end of a drubbing is a “good experience”? It’s one thing to lose but feel that you gave a good account of yourself (q.v. Caldy last week); it’s something else to be totally outclassed: that has to be demoralising.

And what about dishing it out? Do you really learn anything about your own capabilities? What does beating up a part-time scrum tell you about how you’re going to get on when Northampton come calling?

These sort of drubbings against what should be closely matched teams concerns me at times. It suggests that there is a superficiality to the game, both nationally and internationally. All looks great at the top, but one level down is too far away in ability for it to be healthy.

I don’t have any answers, it’s just that the sorts of mismatches that have happened over the last few weeks (not to mention the collapse of three Premiership clubs in one season) expose, I feel, a systemic problem in the world game. And that makes me less than sanguine about the future.


Rant over, back to business.

First off, let’s hear it for Ampthill. Outclassed, maybe, but they never gave up and even had some genuine opportunities right at the end. They could have put points on the board with a couple of penalty awards late on but chose instead to go for the big prize. After all, what’s the difference between 64–0 and 64–3? But to pull a try back: that would have been something to take home. That they didn’t manage it is – almost – irrelevant: the heart was there.

For Sale, Cobus marching out in the second half was the highlight for me – he can make (and made) a big difference. It leaves us a Curry or two short of our ideal back-five selection pool but we’re in a good place. Tommy Taylor’s return eases a few worries about the pack: Ethan Caine is a real prospect but we do need an old, wise head around and with LCD a doubt and Creevy still in France, TT gives us a stable base in the front row.

Raffi’s looking sharp again. It’s going to be a major battle between him and Gus for the starting spot, especially given Gus’s obvious ability from the tee now making him a viable back-up kicker.

On the downside, though, I counted some six butchered chances at the start of the second half. All of them – if I remember correctly – dropped balls just metres from the line. This is a bit concerning because we won’t get away with that when the proper games start up next week. Basic skills, guys, basic skills.


Looking back at the last five weeks, we’ve seen some younger and fringe players given the chance to show what they can do and, almost unanimously, putting their hands up to say “I’m here, and I’m good enough”. We have some good talent coming through; I’m looking forward to watching them make their marks in the Premiership in the coming seasons.

We’ve also given the established guys a chance to blow off the cobwebs and, apart from a – by the sounds of it – sub-par performance against Newcastle and the butchering of chances here, things seem to be ramping up nicely ready for the real tests to come.


And on that note: Northampton come calling next up. We beat them here last year but, if memory serves, it was not entirely comfortable. I’ve got a bit lost over the summer concerning who has picked up whom; who has made major improvements to the squad; and who we should be watching out for this year (usual suspects aside).

Given that we have Leicester away and Exeter away in rounds two and three, we could really do with getting off to a good start in this game, and the Super Accurate Magic Predictor™ gives us some hope:

SAMP–5Sale 26 – 15 Saints
SAMP–10Sale 22 – 15 Saints

Can’t wait…

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View from the Birtles: Sale 36 Leicester 19 [APCup]

It’s always good to beat Leicester and the Sale Sharks women did so in some style to kick off a new season. Despite a shaky first ten minutes, which saw Leicester take a 7-0 lead, Sale found their composure, drew level within a couple of minutes, and never looked back.

It’s hard to draw conclusions from a single game but I think I see a bit more composure – a year-on-year overall improvement in the play as they get more experience and become more comfortable with each other.

I’m still working on recognising everyone – a task not helped by several new faces this season – so I’m going to miss out on mentioning players who should be mentioned. Apologies: I’ll get there eventually…

With an expression that suggests she’s not so much chewed a wasp as fricasseed it in hot sauce, tall Vicky Big Vick continues to stand out in more ways than one. Seemingly at the centre of everything, she played a significant part in Niamh Swailes’ try as well as bludgeoning through the entire Leicester defence to score a try of her own.

Talking of Niamh Swailes, she showed a decent turn of speed to score Sale’s second try. An outside centre would have been proud of that.

Usual suspects: Katana Howard, Hollie Bawden; Lizzie Duffy showed some good pace on the counter-attack to feed Hollie Thorpe for her try.

Onward and upward. Meanwhile, have some pictures.